Mother of the Year.

It's shit like this that gives me "mommy" issues.

Also, I'm surprised no one else has contributed their own "Aristocrats" joke. Guess not many people went and saw the movie. I nearly shat my pants when I saw it.

Bonus link: an English speaking Al Qaeda fighter. I've always been curious what these Allahu Ackbaring fuckers were saying in their shitty vids. I am oddly sympathetic to what they are saying. We are truly slaves to our desires.